Wednesday, January 30, 2019

WRITER SHINES LIGHT ON ONANIST

A new biography, released to mark the 20th anniversary of his death, will reveal the private man behind the public face of celebrated Froghill onanist Harold Bentley.

Taking Himself In Hand, by journalist Phillip Hack, is published next week by Offthewrist Press, price £14.95. It chronicles the life of a quiet and withdrawn man, who was fond of playing the oboe and collecting vintage bus tyres. He was married for 35 years to Eileen, a dipsomaniac heiress who routinely drank two or three gallons of beer at breakfast.

The lavishly illustrated, 420-page book charts the development of onanism from solitary bedtime activity to international competition event. It also paints a vivid picture of the sport’s most unlikely champion.

Bentley shot to worldwide fame in the 1976 Montreal Olympics, when he took gold in both the men’s backhand and freestyle events. Over the next two decades, the Froghill athlete went on to become a household name. A regular on our TV screens, he lent his name to everything from hosepipes to pig worming tablets. Yet Hack’s portrait is that of a shy man, who shunned the spotlight and was embarrassed by the wealth and success that onanism was to bring him.

Harold Bentley passed away peacefully at his Froghill home, on February 4th, 1999. He was 83. He died a year to the day after his beloved Eileen, who perished during an attempt to rewire their swimming pool after breakfast.

Hack’s biography is an achingly human portrayal of a remarkable and dedicated man. It will captivate both career onanists and amateurs alike.

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