Friday, September 13, 2019

MONTY SLIPS OUT AFTER DENNIS DROPS IN

As the owner of Froghill’s most popular pet shop, Polly Parrotte is used to people coming through her door unexpectedly. 

Yet even the normally phlegmatic Polly was surprised at the visitor she received yesterday morning.

“I was just heating up the soldering iron to neuter one of the guinea pigs when there was this almighty bang,” said Ms. Parrotte, “and I looked up just in time to see a fireman bounce through the door and off the end wall.

“Luckily nothing in the shop got broken and his protective gear prevented him from being hurt.”

The fireman was Dennis Rapier, who had been continuously ‘on the bounce’ since a failed training exercise at the Montague Road fire station the previous afternoon.

“I called the station and his manager came to pick him up,” said the 38-year-old, “by which time, the poor man was sound asleep, he was so tired. We lifted him into the car and he didn’t even flutter an eyelid.

“I must say, I couldn’t help noticing that he had very highly developed thigh muscles,” she added.

Ms. Parrotte continued with her day and no more unusual events occurred. Until, that is, she came to close up at around 6pm.

“I was just putting the night covers over the cages,” she said, “when I noticed that one of the reptile tanks had been overturned. And worse, it was empty.

“I looked high and low but there was no sign of Monty anywhere.”

‘Monty’ is a fifteen-foot Reticulated Python, silver in colour with yellow and black zig-zag markings the length of his body. While non-venomous, Reticulated Pythons have been known constrict and consume cats, dogs, pigs and, on rare occasions, humans.

Should you come across Monty, do not approach him. If at close quarters, divert him with a family pet or small child and then move quickly to a place of safety.

Polly’s Pets, Station Approach, Froghill. Phone: 0372 52816.

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