Tuesday, August 20, 2019

PROOF OF THE PUDDING BUT NO ARRESTS YET

Froghill Constabulary are appealing for information following a series of attacks involving popular desserts over the last few days.

Police are investigating four separate incidents, possibly related, of confectionery assault in Froghill and Wythering.

Two of the incidents occurred last Saturday. In the first, a man taking a photograph of Wythering Pond on his mobile was grabbed from behind. The waistband of his trousers was pulled forward and an entire blancmange deposited inside. Then a gloved hand rubbed even more blancmange into his face. When the man finally managed to clear his eyes, his assailant had vanished.

Later that day, a woman was covered with Raspberry Pavlova in Wythering High Street. Though unable to say for certain, she believes the projectile to have been launched from a yellow and red car which passed her as she was walking.

On Sunday, at around 6pm, a teenager was knocked unconscious by what turned out to be a large Spotted Dick while out walking his dog on Froghill Common.

Then yesterday afternoon, a young woman waiting to cross the road in St. Alfege Street became the target of another projectile dessert, this time one involving jelly, sponge, cream, custard, soft fruit and sherry.

None of the four victims was seriously injured, though the young man in the Spotted Dick incident reports feeling a little stiff and yesterday’s victim complains of impaired hearing.

Contacted by the Observer, Detective Inspector Alan ‘The Hammer’ Hardman said: "At this juncture, we are unable to name the victims as our investigations are ongoing.

"However, it is vital we speak to anyone else who may have been in the vicinity when each of the attacks took place.

“This is particularly important in regard to yesterday’s attack as the woman in question is still a trifle deaf.”

Anyone with information on any of the incidents should contact Froghill Police on 0372 51111. Calls may be recorded for re-broadcast purposes.

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