CLARIFICATION

Due to an editorial oversight, a potential source of confusion occurred in yesterday’s edition of the Observer. In an opinion piece entitled Fetch The Wet Wipes, The Chosen One Is Coming Again, we described one D.J. Trump, as “behaving like a petulant toddler who throws his toys out of the cot if he doesn’t get his own way”. We wish to make it clear that we were referring to Donald James Trump, a self-employed stoat meddler of Pound Lane, Cheetingham, and not to Donald John Trump, 45th president of the United States of America.