Saturday, July 27, 2019

IMAGINE - THERE’S NO HYGIENE

The Froghill area’s dirtiest restaurant has been named, following the publication of the District Council’s annual survey of local eateries.

Results from the Cleanliness Reinforcement And Protection (CRAP) Report reveal that Imagine, a John Lennon-themed restaurant in Traubert’s Heath, failed on every aspect of a 150-point hygiene scale.

“The place was disgusting, I wouldn’t keep a beetle in there,” said FDC public health inspector Peter Piecrust.

“Conditions inside were absolutely atrocious. As I was inspecting the kitchens, my gorge rose so high that it formed a lump on the top of my head.”

Among the infractions noted were scattered piles of animal dung in the dining area, a pair of dead tapirs in the fridge, several used condoms in a bowl of whipped cream and a family of Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs occupying one of the ovens.

The establishment has been forcibly closed and owners Richard and Maureen Best will appear at Froghill Crown Court next month, charged with multiple hygiene standard offences.

Contacted by the Observer for comment, Mr. Best said something so utterly filthy that we are not at liberty to print it.

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