Thursday, July 18, 2019

FOOD MIXER FLATTENS CAR, OCCUPANTS UNHURT

A car parked on Froghill Common was flattened yesterday afternoon after being hit by a falling food mixer.

No-one was injured in the incident though the car, a silver Volvo belonging to George Chitling, CEO of Chitling’s Balls and Brackets, was a write-off.

Bob Buttress, a dog-walker who witnessed the event, said: “I was waiting while Paddy did his business and I noticed this couple getting out of a car about a hundred yards away.

“The woman was obviously very angry and was shouting at the man. He seemed to be pleading with her, trying to calm her down.

“I heard him say something about promising to tell his wife, just not at the moment.

“Then suddenly there was this loud whooshing sound and a big object fell out of the sky. It landed right on top of the car. Hell of a bang it made, knocked the couple clean off their feet.

 “As I was looking for my mobile to call the police, the pair of them picked themselves up off the ground.

“She shouted something about never wanting to see him again as long as she lived and limped off down Swansdike Road.

“He just sat there on the pavement, suit all covered in dust and saying ‘My car, my car’, over and over again.”

The object was later identified as an EasiChef 500, a floor-standing industrial food mixer made of cast iron and weighing around 200 kg.

A police spokesperson, speaking on condition of cash-in-hand payment, said that the mixer showed signs of scorching, similar to that seen on spacecraft after re-entering the earth’s atmosphere.

This is the not the first time that Mr. Chitling’s vehicle has been destroyed in a freak accident. In the early hours of New Year’s Day, a brand new Audi A8 was consumed by fire after sparks from his trousers ignited the fuel tank.

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