Tuesday, June 18, 2019

THE KIDS ARE ALL WRONG

Pupils from Cheetingham Primary’s Year 1 have failed in their attempt on the world record for the number of children who can fit inside a single condom.

Three months ago, we reported how 55 youngsters had managed to squeeze into an Erotickle Deluxe and that the school had submitted the evidence to Guinness for evaluation (Observer, March 22).

“We got the news yesterday,” said headteacher Arnold Plumm, “and, unfortunately, we were beaten by a school in Sendai, Japan. It seems their Year 1 children are, on average, smaller than ours.”

The plucky headteacher is undaunted however, and said the school is going to continue in its quest for world record glory.

"We are going to continue in our quest for world record glory," he said.

“The Year 5s are doing the Victorian era in their history classes at the moment so, in the spirit of that age, we’ll have a go at the record for the number of children who can be sent up a chimney.”

1 comment:

  1. Never mind Year 1 children!!!!!!!!! I myself have had a similar problem for a number of years. Luckily, my partner is extremely adept at using a shoe-horn.

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