A pink latte, flavoured with beetroot and created recently by a coffee blender in Norwich, has given Froghill café owner Trish Wellbeloved a few ideas of her own.
Trish, proprietor of Something’s Brewing in Dial Street, said: “I like to keep a close eye on current events and I’m also pretty up-to-date with what coffee lovers are into.
“So as the big issue these days is Brexit, I thought I’d work something around that.”
The result is four new offerings which are available exclusively at Something’s Brewing. So how about a Flat No Deal, which is frothy milk in a cup of hot water, in case we have no trading partners to supply us with coffee beans?
Or you might choose the Soft Latte, which is a bit less substantial than an ordinary latte and comes with a price tag of £39 billion.
If that’s not to your taste, you could go for the Referendum Refill which, once chosen, involves a wait of three years before you’re asked if you’re sure that’s what you really wanted.
Finally, Trish’s piece de resistance is the Meaningful Mocha, in which you resolutely refuse the first coffee you are offered. You return two months later and are offered exactly the same coffee, which you refuse once more. Half of that coffee is then tipped down the sink and brought back to your table. You refuse this too, but not as decisively as you refused it before.
On the question of whether customers would be offered the Meaningful Mocha a fourth time, Trish had no comment at the time of going to press.
Nice one! I believe over 5 million coffee lovers have contacted Trish (including myself) suggesting she bring back her original brew which wasn't perfect but tasted pretty good.
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