Police are asking
the public to be on the lookout for a man who absconded last night from the
Swansdike Institute for Care and Kindness (SICK).
Dexter Oddbin,
24, a freelance duck whistler, suffers from the chronic delusion that he is
Dolly the Sheep. Police believe he may be trying to reach open farmland in
search of other sheep with whom to flock.
Oddbin is
described as having straggly white wool, pinkish nostrils and dark brown eyes.
He is around 1.3 metres long, weighs 120 kg and is in need of shearing.
A spokesperson for Froghill Constabulary said: “We
urge anyone who knows where Dexter may be to get in touch. He was last seen at
around 10.30 pm yesterday in Elm Lane, Swansdike, carrying three bags of wool,
all of which were full.
“Dexter is not regarded as a danger to the public. If
approached, he is likely to bleat loudly and run away in panic.”
Anyone who has
any information about Oddbin’s whereabouts should contact Froghill Police on
0372 51111. Calls may be recorded for blackmail purposes.
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